​Ever wanted to play as a vengeful rat plotting murderous mayhem against a human monarch?

Ever wanted to play as a vengeful rat plotting murderous mayhem against a human monarch? Welcome to "Stupid King, You're Dead!" - the tabletop RPG that proves size doesn't matter when it comes to royal revenge.

The Rat King has fallen, taken out by a royal slipper (talk about an undignified end). Now, you and your fellow rodent comrades are ready to unleash tiny, furious vengeance. Will you be a sneaky Sewer Rat Thief? A terrifying Sharp-Toothed Fighter? The possibilities are as wild as a rat's midnight kitchen raid.

The game's mechanics are delightfully chaotic. Want to infiltrate the castle? Roll your Cunning. Fancy a dramatic bite-based takedown? Time to unleash your Violence. And let's not forget the complication rolls - nothing says "epic rat adventure" like potentially being chased by a cat or having an ally betray you mid-mission.

The real magic happens in the storytelling. One moment you're scurrying through kitchen knives, the next you're plotting the human King's downfall from the ramparts. It's part strategy, part improv comedy, and entirely absurd.

So, fellow tabletop adventurers, have YOU dared to embrace your inner rodent revolutionary? Grab some dice, channel your inner rat, and get ready to prove that revenge is a dish best served... squeaky! 🐀👑

Question for our readers: Would YOU play as a revenge-seeking rat? Drop a comment and tell us your most ridiculous rat character concept!